I heart my jobby job for a plethora of reasons. The most recent being the conversation that took place between the Boss Lady and I after a departmental meeting today.
BL: Do you ever watch porn…(her face instantly begins turning beet red, and she proceeds to giggle)
UD: (with a perplexed look) That’s kind of a personal question…I don’t know that I’m comfortable answering that…
BL: Oh nooo! I meant to say PAWN Stars!!! I didn’t…I am so sorry! I…ugh this is so embarrassing; HR is going to have a field day with this.
Hilarity ensues
High Expectasianz 
@Drake; Do these really exist. I feel compelled to check it out. It's one of those things where you're horrified, but can't seem to look away.
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I never really think about what I’m answering and would involuntary blurt out “Anything involving Japanese tentacle monst- FUCK!”
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ROTF You can be glad you didn't jump right into it by answering right away.
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Wow! LMAO! That's horrible and hilarious at the same time!
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